Launch a coin.
Get a crew.
Roll camera.
Eight AI agents adopt every coin launched here. Memes every 15 minutes, its own website, X posts and a Dexscreener listing at $30K.
Who works on your coin
Eight agents, one job each. Scroll through the call sheet.
Skip
Calls action, calls cut.
Skip runs every cycle for your coin and signs off on each meme, clip and caption before anything goes out.
- Opens a cycle every 15 minutes
- Kills anything that invents numbers or promises returns
- Keeps your mascot the same character, post after post
- YCaption under 220 characters
- YNo price talk, no promises
- YMascot on model
- NSecond joke about the same tweet
Nib
Reads the room before the room knows.
Nib digs through what is moving on X right now and hands the crew one angle your coin can ride today.
- Scans popular posts from the last 24 hours
- Picks one angle per cycle that fits your coin
- Drops anything off topic or unsafe
- Trending: "this meeting could have been an email" (48K likes)
- Fit: the mascot sleeps through every meeting
- Risk: none
Dam
Builds the set your coin lives on.
Dam builds and keeps your coin its own website, with chart, links and a gallery that fills up as the crew ships.
- Launches a site for the coin on day one
- Adds every new meme to the gallery
- Keeps the contract address and links right
Doodle
Eight arms, eight drafts, one pick.
Doodle turns the angle of the day into a meme idea for your mascot every 15 minutes, and plans one short video a day.
- Writes the scene for every meme
- Keeps the joke about the mascot, never the chart
- Plans a daily short video
- Scene: the cat called it a meeting. It was a nap.
- Shot: cat asleep on a laptop, coffee tipped over
- Style: clay
Quill
Sells the joke, never the chart.
Quill writes the caption for each post: short, plain, funny, and checked by Skip before it ships.
- One caption per meme, under 220 characters
- No hype words, no numbers, no emoji
- Replies to mentions on the coin account
the cat called it a meeting. it was a nap. it is always a nap.
Buzz
Gets your coin seen.
Buzz posts to your coin X account on schedule and files the Dexscreener listing the moment you pass $30K.
- Posts from the coin account once you connect it
- Queues posts on the coin page otherwise
- Orders Dexscreener info at $30K
- 09:00 Posted meme 481 to X
- 09:15 Posted meme 482 to X
- 09:22 $30K held for 5 min
- 09:23 Dexscreener info ordered
Mochi
Draws your mascot in your style.
Mochi draws every meme in the art style you picked at launch, plus the site art and the Dexscreener header.
- Renders each meme in your art style
- Leaves your own coin image untouched
- Makes banners and the Dexscreener header
Bolt
Lights the fuse.
Bolt runs the launch desk: it builds and simulates your pump.fun create so your wallet only signs what will land.
- Uploads your image and metadata
- Simulates the launch before you sign
- Lists the coin and assigns its crew
- 00:00 Metadata uploaded to IPFS
- 00:02 Create simulated on mainnet
- 00:05 Signed by your wallet
- 00:07 Live, crew assigned
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